30 People Who Don't Belong Anywhere Near A Kitchen


Kitchen fails often come from people who struggle with following recipes, understanding cooking techniques, and creating delicious and well-balanced meals.

Although they may have tried their best, in some cases it may be better to order takeout instead of cooking from scratch. These kitchen fails are what keep food delivery apps in business.


1. “Tried to write on the brownies with icing. It blended together so I tried chocolate chips. Ran out of those so tried sprinkles. Clearly those worked well. Tried to write on the brownies with icing. It blended together so I tried chocolate chips. Ran out of those so tried sprinkles. Clearly those worked well.”

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2. “$15 pasta from pizza hut”

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3. “horderves for my bath (self care)”

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4. “Meal prepping burgers, didn’t wanna cook them one patty at a time… this feels wrong.”

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5. “I thought it was chili”

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6. “some days I get the inexplicable desire to eat a banana with salt and rice. added some furikake and tabasco sauce.”

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7. “my gf made pizza in microwave”

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8. “My friend said she makes perfect steaks!”

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9. “Pop-tart cupcake sandwich with no plating because it’s my birthday and I slowly give up a little more each day.”

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10. “My 4th (and worst by far) attempt at the black forest cake.”

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11. “Chips in a spoon because I wanted french onion dip but it was just the broken bits left”

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12. “Murder pasta”

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13. “meat content 50% guarantee”

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14. “Ran out of shredded cheese, so I used cheese slices instead”

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15. “hashbrowns and maple syrup”

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16. “Not pretty but pretty good”

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17. “This is what 4.5 lbs of PEZ looks like. And it’s not for anything. It’s just for me to snack on.”

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18. “Had leftover Chinese food for lunch”

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19. “made this cheese steak for the superb owl, 1kg of rib eye and 30 American cheese slices. looking back at the pics make me feel ill.”

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20. “My 50 cent lunch i eat every day.”

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21. “The pizza my aunt ordered from Red Robin”

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22. “My GF swore she could make delicious brownies from scratch.”

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23. “My first and last attempt at Protein Pancakes”

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24. “Apparently my broccoli cheddar soup isn’t photogenic enough”

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25. “Subway messed up my Order”

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26. “When the leftovers make no sense”

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27. “Bowl of crab meat with butter, onions, garlic, and seasoning”

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28. “after a 12 hrs shift I get to come home and enjoy hotdog chow mein and a rootbeer on my dinosaur placemat”

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29. “Friend got really mad at me for cooking spaghetti like this.”

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30. “I don’t even think Satan is ready for this jelly”

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